I’m still here.

The world thinks they missed the wake, but it was a complete hoax.
I’ve been living an undercover existence with others like me. You thought there was just one of me you can be annoyed with but in reality, we’re a conglomerate. Mac and Linux show up at our parties where yes, we dance, drink and live life just like the rest of the world. C’mon people, who do you think we are? Do you think my lame ass questions are the only thing I care about? I have other questions to ask. Questions like, “Who decided to call the new operating system, Vista?” Puhleez. Vista, schmista. An you’d think they’d try to come up with something visually interesting that isn’t a copycat to my dear pal, Mac. And yes, for the record, I’ve switched.